Today I had my new self-discipline tools installed into my home.
Firstly, is the new Sit Down Torture Centre. This is the newest and most technological piece of equipment in my perfect house. It comprises of a large viewing screen, surround sound, a central chair with wrist, ankle and upper body straps to totally secure me when the disgusting, foul and dirty punishment footage is shown. It has several settings, ranging from quite minor, such as sitting imperfectly, all the way up to totally disobedient, time-wasting foul crimes. I also bolstered this design with a set of mains electrodes. I am quite sure this will help me keep total obedience.
New secondary tools are brand-new, top of the range, In-Bath electrodes and Staircase Banister electrodes so I may keep self-discipline everywhere in my perfect house.
The installation of my new torture equipment was slightly delayed as the very scruffy workman was over 3 minutes late. Of course, I deleted the correct percentage from his wages of which he protested greatly but I needed to buy extra cleaning products as the man was so filthy.
My first chance to use my new equipment came when I was carrying out a scheduled cleanliness inspection and I found an appalling amount of dust specks on my living room windowsill (five) which definitely called for the very worst setting.
That experience was absolutely horrifying and I will most certainly not let my standards slip so badly again.
This prompted me to visit my quite imperfect sister to see how she is and how dirty her house has become since I last inspected it. I compared the notes from the last visit to todays and I noticed there was a slight increase in the cleanliness which I was pleased at. I immediately rang to tell her yet this did not seem to affect her at all.
The journey also served as a reminder to order In-Car electrodes so I may now maintain total self-discipline even when I am travelling.
The new briefcase electrodes which I ordered over the specified 28 days ago, still have not been delivered, so I have written letters to; the company at fault, Trading Standards, 'Perfectionsits Monthly', and my local MP. I also thought it was necessary to punish myself for selecting an unreliable company so to test my new In-Bath electrodes I ran a bath and used them.
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